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"It will make television history, a culmination of everything we have been building up to for the past six years, it's insane wish fulfillment"

A list of pro tips to Mofftiss if they don't want Johnlock to be canon

• make it clear from the first episode that they are both straight
• tell martin freeman to stop licking his lips and checking out ben every five seconds
• basically any of martin's acting choices lbr
• and don't forget ben's acting
• stop having him make that handjob pose in promo shots
• burn the unaired pilot, every single second of it is radioactively incriminating
• don't have a beautiful shot of them holding hands while running together, the two of them against the rest of the world
• don't have the groom and best man wear the same suits like with a gay wedding
  
• don't center the groom and best man in the center of the reception
• major sholto ex-commander
  
• the entirety of the best man speech
• show the actual straight wedding
• show anything at all related to affection between John and Mary
• literally everything in the stag night
• including filming in a gay nightclub
• with topless men surrounding sherlock
• while they both drink out of phalic-shaped test tubes
• maybe dumping john's hair in hair product wasn't the best idea
• try not writing mary as a villain who almost murderers the title character
• or, ya know, find any of 100+ ways to write her as a complicated but still loving character
• basically don't put sherlock and john in the same shot together. it is a scientific law that once you put those two in the same breathing space they will exude gay vibes
• the bi-coloured background lighting behind john was a bit much
• rainbows flying around sherlock's head??
• while showing off da vinci's perfect man with john's head pasted on
• moustache burn
• "i like my doctors clean-shaven"
  
• military kink!!
• i haven't even touched TAB
• yeah, probably shouldn't have made TAB
• honestly wtf did you expect after 90 minutes of watching a gay coke dream with multiple dick jokes and softé sherlock and smoking hot badass victorian john
• oh god i forgot about the flashlight-in-the-mouth
• and entire-box-of-cigarettes-in-mouth
• and tyre lever
• i'm not gonna touch The Fall, it was gorgeous writing and also extremely sad and gay
• john. just… john in general.
• everything sherlock has ever done.
• "i'm there if you want it"
• "he's always like that" "he does all that anyway"
  
• 1895

Honestly Mofftiss… if you are trying to tell a story about two platonic friends you are failing miserably. Join our side and have some fun admitting to one of the greatest love stories of all time, that deserves being proud of and shouting from the rooftops!

my anger about john being nice in fics is boundless who are all of these friends he's going to pubs with. he is the loneliest man alive before he meets sherlock. for fun he plays cluedo with sherlock and reads while sherlock is complaining about nothing and goes on cases with sherlock and writes a blog about sherlock. for his birthday he goes out to dinner with his four friends that were ¾ originally Sherlock's friends and he only does that because he thinks he can't have what he actually wants which is to just spend time with Sherlock

I'm sorry? but when John told Mrs. Hudson he was to be engaged his exact wording was that he'd "moved on" like WHO—

WHO WOULD EVER SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEBODY THEY ONLY CONSIDERED A FRIEND. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND IN ORDER TO GET MARRIED, JOHN. WHY WOULD ANYBODY HAVE TO DO THAT. 👏🏻

Okay but… Picture this. Lestrade has them come by nsy to fill out paperwork they've been dodging. John meets sherlock there after getting Rosie from daycare. They're filling out forms and Rosie is playing by herself when she knocks over her toys. "mycroft" she mutters in clear disdain, as if it were a swear word. Sherlock loses it. He's crying laughing. He swears he didn't teach her that and begs John not to correct her since she'll figure it out as she ages. John fails at trying not to look amused. "mycroft" becomes their in joke. Spill some tea? Mycroft. Experiment gone awry? Mycroft.

Anyway. That's what my brain came up with today. Somebody spin that into a good story since I'm a terrible writer.

Y'all ever mess up putting your phone charger in your phone completely sober just to flex on sherlock holmes

I've said it before but I'll say it again

Molly pines for Sherlock. Molly writes about Sherlock on her blog. Jim, who has never been heard of before but supposedly works with Molly, asks her out to drinks on her blog. Jim later is revealed to have been lying about his true identity and turns out to be a main antagonist.

John pines for Sherlock. John writes about Sherlock on his blog. Mary, who has never been heard of before but supposedly works with John, asks him out to drinks on his blog. Mary later is revealed to have been lying about her true identity and-

Well. I'll let you fill in the rest.

Yep. You forgot one more- sending video messages from beyond the grave. Aka not actually going away when they die.

It took me a moment.

At first I was like, wat

And then

I GET IT NOW OMG

that took way too long to understand

after a minute it hit me omfg

it took me approximately 0.002 seconds to get this. i'm in too deep.

sherlock's face the day john brings a puppy home for him

little bit of soft, little bit of surprise, little bit of tremble. do you like her? john asks, holding puppy in his arms, dodging her little paw when it swipes at his chin.

sherlock doesn't blink. he reaches out a hand to touch the wayward paw with one fingertip. what's her name? his voice cracks.

she's yours, if you want her, john says. he's smiling. he's thinking about when people cry out of happiness. you can decide.

john, sherlock breathes. can i see her? he holds out his arms, and john settles her, soft and wriggly and trying to sneak kisses, into them. i'm not sure i know how to name a puppy.

john laughs. as long as you don't name her after a serial killer, it'll be fine.

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